[Majima scoffs good naturedly and rests his feet against the bottom of the lagoon, a bit shallower by the cave wall. A few rocks dig into his heels, but it's better than straining to stay afloat.]

Hell no. I lived in a city, remember? Closest I could get was a pretty big pool. And most of 'em stopped lettin' me in once I started showin' up with tattoos.

[A wicked little idea dawns over him, but he refuses to show it in his face.]

Got kicked out of a few before that for other reasons, though.