Firstly, don't flatter yourself. You're grandiose, but that doesn't equate difficulty. Secondly, you're hardly known to everyone here. So long as I don't act myself, that's all that matters.

And thirdly . . . you ought to know better than anyone that people are dull. Even if I don't get you down perfectly, they'll chalk it up to a thousand different mundane reasons. Perhaps he's ill, perhaps he has something on his mind . . . the last thing they'll suspect is the truth.