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[originallutece]

is that a motherfucking homestuck reference in the year of our lord 2018

anyway you know the drill voice | video | text | action

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[heterodoxy]

Take a second to think back over our very few conversations and pluck out from amongst them the only notch in your bedpost of any actual relevance to me.

[originallutece]

Are you upset because I slept with your double, upset because I didn't tell you, or upset because he's a prat?

[heterodoxy]

Please, I knew you'd slept with him.

[ Everything Else About Him, However ]

[originallutece]

Rendering your first question completely pointless.

So. What exactly are you asking, here? Do you want the blow-by-blow, a phrase I use quite deliberately in this case?

[heterodoxy]

It was a rhetorical expression of my general disgust at your taste levels actually but thanks for that.

[originallutece]

I take it your initial meeting went about as well as expected.

I'm not going to comment on the wealth of psychological issues that come with a man expressing distaste at the thought of a woman he'd previously had no interest in sleeping with someone with the same face as him. Instead: tell me how long it took before one of you started asserting yourselves as the superior sharp-faced prat?

[heterodoxy]

[ whoops, looks either like this text got lost, he lost interest or something somewhere's gone horribly wrong. either way, no response. ]

[originallutece]

[Rosalind: II
Sherlock: 0]

[heterodoxy]

[ don't flatter yourself, Lutece, he beat himself before you had the chance ]