[Naturally, she's naked in the water. And yet if there's any embarrassment, it certainly isn't showing in her expression. Perhaps she's flushed, but with the steam, it's hard to tell. Marking her place in her book (Les Miserables), she puts it down, glancing up at him.]
Alucard Tepes requested my help in creating an artificial food source for he and his fellow vampires. I've been working to try and recreate a sample for the past few weeks. We're getting there, but it's tedious work.
And blood tends to get everywhere, artificial or not.
So. A bath where there was little chance of there being more of it.
[Briefly, he wonders if he should be ashamed in that regard - surely there should be a decent chance of this place being a mess.
It passes, of course. A foolish thought. This is not a battlefield, though if need be he could use it as one. Only if need be, and he would prefer not; instead to keep this as a haven.
Even if someone else feels the same.
He snorts, lightly, sitting on the round stool next to the tub. Yes, you can deal with his proximity, Rosalind. It's the least you could do.]
If I heard that from anyone else, I would think them mad. Are you used to dealing with vampires, then?
No. But there's only so many oddities one can encounter before one adapts. And I've had my share of oddities even before coming here.
[She doesn't move around very much. But if he's watching, there's a subtle tension suddenly moving through her. A slight shifting of muscles, a movement here or there-- because if he's going to stare, she wants to look decent.]
In other news: I've invented artificial blood, Akande. Congratulate me.
[Her mouth quirks up into a smirk, less because she's done anything and more because she enjoys the fact she has a solid rule to press up against. She has little interest in fucking others here, but she can at least threaten to do so.]
I would like it to be a regular occurrence.
[Now she turns properly, regarding him.]
What exactly would you do, hm, if I did fuck someone else here?
[At that, he makes a sort of 'hnh'. Not an outright protest at it being regular, but that second comment? That has him arch his brow, a momentary lapse before he regains his composure.]
That depends entirely on how attractive they were.
[She honestly doesn't think he's joking. He might not be happy, but he's not the sort to waste a free show. Rosalind stretches out, relaxing back in the tub, her eyes closing as she tips her head back.]
I imagine you'd fuck anyone you wanted to, were they willing. [that's not necessarily an evade; he's relatively certain that some people she'd consider attractive, he'd consider dull, is all. Different tastes and whatnot. But ultimately?]
Don't make a mess.
[Even if you feel like an angry cat needing to announce your displeasure.]
And don't expect free access to the rest of my things.
[Of course he cleans them. For all his sins (and he has many), he isn't disgusting. There's a reason she enjoys being in his home, and it's because he's clean and neat and enjoys luxury, just as she does.
But she hears that provoking attempt for what it is, and raises an eyebrow.]
[She huffs out a laugh and leans forward, tugging at the plug. Standing, she reaches for one of his towels, taking her time in wiping at her legs, making sure she doesn't trail water out onto the floor.]
I wouldn't, I think, though I haven't admittedly tested that for myself. But care and keeping of your Submissive is a fairly high priority here.
Mm. It seems to establish a baseline for how responsible you are, in turn. [Or at least assist with that first impression.] With their custom, it's hardly surprising.
[A beat, as he considers one circumstance in particular;]
Though I am relatively certain that being offered a blow job was mostly part of their own contract terms.
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And honestly, he's curious about the whole. You know.]
What happened in your home?
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Alucard Tepes requested my help in creating an artificial food source for he and his fellow vampires. I've been working to try and recreate a sample for the past few weeks. We're getting there, but it's tedious work.
And blood tends to get everywhere, artificial or not.
So. A bath where there was little chance of there being more of it.
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It passes, of course. A foolish thought. This is not a battlefield, though if need be he could use it as one. Only if need be, and he would prefer not; instead to keep this as a haven.
Even if someone else feels the same.
He snorts, lightly, sitting on the round stool next to the tub. Yes, you can deal with his proximity, Rosalind. It's the least you could do.]
If I heard that from anyone else, I would think them mad. Are you used to dealing with vampires, then?
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[She doesn't move around very much. But if he's watching, there's a subtle tension suddenly moving through her. A slight shifting of muscles, a movement here or there-- because if he's going to stare, she wants to look decent.]
In other news: I've invented artificial blood, Akande. Congratulate me.
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But he smiles, thinly.]
Congratulations. Had you any interest, I'm certain you could make enough to purchase your own bathroom renovation by selling it for mass-production.
[No, really though. That's a hell of a bank right there.
And to be fair, he's not outright ogling her. He's not avoiding her body, but his attention is more on the conversation than her...physical assets]
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[She meets his gaze.]
You want me to leave?
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[He's not telling her to leave, or outright banning her. There's even a quirk of dark amusement]
And while it is large enough for two, I trust you understand any additional guests would find themselves unwelcome.
[one rule; do not. fuck other people. in his tub.]
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I would like it to be a regular occurrence.
[Now she turns properly, regarding him.]
What exactly would you do, hm, if I did fuck someone else here?
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That depends entirely on how attractive they were.
[is that a joke]
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[She honestly doesn't think he's joking. He might not be happy, but he's not the sort to waste a free show. Rosalind stretches out, relaxing back in the tub, her eyes closing as she tips her head back.]
Any other rules I ought to know about?
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Don't make a mess.
[Even if you feel like an angry cat needing to announce your displeasure.]
And don't expect free access to the rest of my things.
[his submissive, for example.]
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[She doesn't bother to argue the mess rule. That would just be crude, not to mention distasteful.]
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[That's mostly to see if it gets a reaction- but he waves a hand, dismissively. Because hello, yes, he cleans them]
If you wish.
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But she hears that provoking attempt for what it is, and raises an eyebrow.]
Where have they been, Akande.
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[Aaaaaaaaaand he'll leave it at that.]
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[Let her be nosy.]
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[Which is...pretty true.]
You'd be astonished - or perhaps not - how much they can be considered a business accessory.
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I wouldn't, I think, though I haven't admittedly tested that for myself. But care and keeping of your Submissive is a fairly high priority here.
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[A beat, as he considers one circumstance in particular;]
Though I am relatively certain that being offered a blow job was mostly part of their own contract terms.
[boy he's good at remaining straight-faced]
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A terrible trial for you to weather, I assume.