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[originallutece]

is that a motherfucking homestuck reference in the year of our lord 2018

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[originallutece]

Yes, I know. And you aren't anyone dear to me. If you must refer to me, use my title: Madam.

Now you know something about me: I don't care to be patronized.

[godofthemachine]

I never would have guessed.

[originallutece]

Stupidity isn't an excuse. Have a name?

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[godofthemachine]

Sarcasm does not convey well through text.

My name is my handle. And yours?

[originallutece]

AM? That's an odd moniker.

Madam Lutece.

[godofthemachine]

Ah, so you can read binary. Yes, it is odd, but it fits.

Madam Lutece then. Lovely name.

[originallutece]

It's not really all that difficult a language to decipher.

Are you attempting to be polite again?

[godofthemachine]

No, but most humans cannot read it at first glance.

Do you not want me to be polite, madame?

[originallutece]

I'm not most people.

Not if it's nothing more than a front, no. That's dull.

[godofthemachine]

Well, are you a "people" at all? It's a legitimate question. There are many non-humans here.

You insist I call you Madam, and yet you insist I don't use a front. So which is it?

[originallutece]

Let's go for the latter for now.

[godofthemachine]

Fine. Well, you didn't answer my first question.

[originallutece]

No. I'm not a human being, no.

[godofthemachine]

Then what are you?

[originallutece]

Perhaps someday you'll earn the information. For now: I see no reason I should share if you won't.

[godofthemachine]

Fair enough, Lutece.

But then again, this could be a conversation constructed entirely on lies regardless.

[originallutece]

Oh?

And what would be the point of that?

[godofthemachine]

If there were a point for every action, then the human race wouldn't be so flawed.