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[originallutece]

is that a motherfucking homestuck reference in the year of our lord 2018

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[originallutece]

We'll get to that, I said.

[colorature]

im not interested in being an experiment
or having the father of my children be one either
so its a secret!

[originallutece]

Did I tell you I wished to experiment on you? Or the father? I want to avoid getting pregnant.

[She wants to experiment on the dad. Or his sperm, you know, the man doesn't have to really be involved.]

[colorature]

well hes not going to fuck you soooooo
nothing to worry about

[originallutece]

Really.

[colorature]

yep
ill make sure he never touches you
not even a finger

[originallutece]

Charming, but unlikely, given this is a city in which we regularly lose our rationality and sleep with whomstever is nearest.

Did you produce asexually?

[colorature]

no
we had lots of sex
it was great

[originallutece]

And at what point did his sperm and your egg become a cocoon?

[colorature]

after the first time we did it
he finished inside and then i was like oh
it worked
and the next morning they were a lot bigger
and heavy
and i was big too
so they had to come out

[originallutece]

And this took, what, two months?

[colorature]

oh no
the first time we did it was at the hotel
so
i guess a day or so? maybe two...

[originallutece]

I see.

And is that typical?

[colorature]

i dunno
maybe
my twin had babies too
its not like i could ask my mother
she was a mummy

[originallutece]

And now what? How long will they take to gestate?

[colorature]

i dont know
my sister and i didnt hatch for a long time
at least thats what amshel told me

[originallutece]

Define "long time".

[colorature]

long enough that our mother was found mummified

1/2

[originallutece]

[OH GOOD LORD she wasn't just using a cutesy name for her mother holy shit]

[originallutece]

Goodness. So we've a time to wait before your children arrive.

You realize this isn't how humans do it, yes?

[colorature]

probably yeah
but thats okay
it gives me time to prepare
humans dont have cocoons i know
but im not human so that doesnt matter to me

[originallutece]

You've a point there.

May I inspect one?

[colorature]

theyre not to be inspected
theyre my babies

[originallutece]

They shan't be harmed. They shan't even be inconvenienced. But I've never heard of anything like them, and I'd like to understand them.

[colorature]

i dont believe you