IM JUST SAYING its pretty ironic that you got on my ass for asking if my girl selfd be hot when you and your guy selfve been popping eachothers weasels for a decade
[HE ISN'T SORRY AT ALL. He does stop harassing her, though, if only because he has a Very Important Question for her and forcing her to tell him to piss off would significantly reduce his likelihood of seeing that question answered.]
[He doesn't think she needs his reassurance or approval, buuuut he can't imagine that admitting to being in a relationship with yourself from a parallel universe is easy, so: HERE HE IS, going on the record as saying he doesn't give a damn so long as it's working out for her. He'd be lying if he said he didn't find it a little weird, but as a guy who died, came back to life, then got thrust into the role of defender of humanity by a baby with a desk job, he's hardly one to talk about anyone else's life being weird. That's without even mentioning the fact that he was seeing a fox demon-turned-sorta human up until recently.]
[She doesn't need his approval, no, but she's pleased to have it nonetheless. This is the first time in two decades she and Robert have ever had the chance to tell people about what they truly are. It's also the first time either of them have had anyone they cared enough to tell.
She lets that linger for a long few seconds, then adds:]
And he is very pleasing in all aspects of our life, a fact that I will emphatically deny I ever told you, should you repeat it outside of this conversation.
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[Which is actually quite a nervewracking thing to admit. Perhaps that's why she fires the text off so quickly.]
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6/6 SORRY
[ALL RIGHT. OKAY. THIS IS A THING, APPARENTLY.]
THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL
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[HE ISN'T SORRY AT ALL. He does stop harassing her, though, if only because he has a Very Important Question for her and forcing her to tell him to piss off would significantly reduce his likelihood of seeing that question answered.]
does he make you happy
i mean overall not just in the sack
[HE'S TRYING]
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then hell
thats all that matters right
[He doesn't think she needs his reassurance or approval, buuuut he can't imagine that admitting to being in a relationship with yourself from a parallel universe is easy, so: HERE HE IS, going on the record as saying he doesn't give a damn so long as it's working out for her. He'd be lying if he said he didn't find it a little weird, but as a guy who died, came back to life, then got thrust into the role of defender of humanity by a baby with a desk job, he's hardly one to talk about anyone else's life being weird. That's without even mentioning the fact that he was seeing a fox demon-turned-sorta human up until recently.]
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[She doesn't need his approval, no, but she's pleased to have it nonetheless. This is the first time in two decades she and Robert have ever had the chance to tell people about what they truly are. It's also the first time either of them have had anyone they cared enough to tell.
She lets that linger for a long few seconds, then adds:]
And he is very pleasing in all aspects of our life, a fact that I will emphatically deny I ever told you, should you repeat it outside of this conversation.
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[aaand we're back]
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[Buddy, she's from 1909.]
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oh nothing just trying to say im happy for you doc
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[Kurama, ah, no--]
again.
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Entirely unrelated . . . may I stop by soon?
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uh yeah sure
why, did you leave something here
[He knows she and Kurama hang out on a fairly regular basis, so it doesn't seem like an impossibility that she might've.]
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[And she's worried about him, but she knows enough not to say that.]
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Well, shucks.]
okay then yeah feel free
i dont have anyplace to be
[Not that he ever DOES, really, but. Yeah. HE'LL BE HERE WHENEVER SHE ARRIVES.]
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[It's about five minutes later she knocks at the door, because SURPRISE, she was lurking around the neighborhood.]
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