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[beatupgrass]

Heh. I may have to look into that... Might keep me from getting kidnapped by people I piss off. [Not that he doesn't have serious issues with having his shape messed with having been basically tortured into the one he has now, but functionality over fear and all that.]

They're pink. Like bright, bright pink. And uh... [Man what can you even say about them? Most of the ones he's met have been pretty chill. Or psychotic like the Collector's assistant.] They're not a race with a lot of backbone, to be honest. Kree are violent, racist dicks. Skrulls are violent, shady dicks.

Everyone's an asshole, basically.

[originallutece]

You'd have to be married. It comes with some drawbacks.

[JUST SAYING, nobody wants to be married to Ardyn Izunia. She'd know. Though she huffs a laugh at his further description.]

So it isn't human nature so much as sentient nature. I admit, I'm a touch disappointed. One would hope others are more enlightened, but I suppose not.

[beatupgrass]

[His lip curls back in disgust. Hah. Marriage. Good one.]

Stupidity and dickishness are terminal illnesses across the wider universe, what can I tell you?