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[originallutece]

is that a motherfucking homestuck reference in the year of our lord 2018

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[originallutece]

I do not want a child, which is why I want to get to the bottom of this, and understand if it's the father or you that made this occur. We'll move on to why you apparently laid cocoons instead of mammalian methods of procreating later.

[colorature]

i didnt lay them
i had them cut out of me

[originallutece]

We'll get to that, I said.

[colorature]

im not interested in being an experiment
or having the father of my children be one either
so its a secret!

[originallutece]

Did I tell you I wished to experiment on you? Or the father? I want to avoid getting pregnant.

[She wants to experiment on the dad. Or his sperm, you know, the man doesn't have to really be involved.]

[colorature]

well hes not going to fuck you soooooo
nothing to worry about

[originallutece]

Really.

[colorature]

yep
ill make sure he never touches you
not even a finger

[originallutece]

Charming, but unlikely, given this is a city in which we regularly lose our rationality and sleep with whomstever is nearest.

Did you produce asexually?

[colorature]

no
we had lots of sex
it was great

[originallutece]

And at what point did his sperm and your egg become a cocoon?

[colorature]

after the first time we did it
he finished inside and then i was like oh
it worked
and the next morning they were a lot bigger
and heavy
and i was big too
so they had to come out

[originallutece]

And this took, what, two months?

[colorature]

oh no
the first time we did it was at the hotel
so
i guess a day or so? maybe two...

[originallutece]

I see.

And is that typical?

[colorature]

i dunno
maybe
my twin had babies too
its not like i could ask my mother
she was a mummy

[originallutece]

And now what? How long will they take to gestate?

[colorature]

i dont know
my sister and i didnt hatch for a long time
at least thats what amshel told me

[originallutece]

Define "long time".

[colorature]

long enough that our mother was found mummified

1/2

[originallutece]

[OH GOOD LORD she wasn't just using a cutesy name for her mother holy shit]

[originallutece]

Goodness. So we've a time to wait before your children arrive.

You realize this isn't how humans do it, yes?

[colorature]

probably yeah
but thats okay
it gives me time to prepare
humans dont have cocoons i know
but im not human so that doesnt matter to me

[originallutece]

You've a point there.

May I inspect one?

[colorature]

theyre not to be inspected
theyre my babies