ic contact;

[originallutece]

Text | Voice | Video | Action

Comments

[asskicks]

serial killer with an md who eats his victims after he minces em with a scalpel he named pookie

[originallutece]

Oh, nonsense.

He'd go for something far more sinister. Rosie, he'd call it, and refer to it with an alarming amount of affection.

1/2

[asskicks]

right probably in that creepy stage whi

2/2

[asskicks]

wait arent YOU rosie

[originallutece]

Yes. And he regards me with an alarming amount of affection.

[asskicks]

well yeah i bet but

you know its supposed to be romantic right

like when bad guys talk to their weapons like that its supposed to sound like some really screwed up foreplay

[HE HAS NO IDEA]

[originallutece]

[He's going to find out sooner or later. They might as well do it now.]

I'm very well aware. That doesn't change my answer, nor his inclination.

[asskicks]

[. . . . . .

UH]

wait so what youre saying is you and robert are...

[originallutece]

Yes. And have been, since we were about 18 or so.

[Which is actually quite a nervewracking thing to admit. Perhaps that's why she fires the text off so quickly.]

1/???

[asskicks]

[. . . . . . . . .]

2/???

[asskicks]

3/???

[asskicks]

4/???

[asskicks]

5/???

[asskicks]

6/6 SORRY

[asskicks]

well i guess that gives a whole new and interesting meaning to go fuck yourself

[ALL RIGHT. OKAY. THIS IS A THING, APPARENTLY.]

THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL

[originallutece]

Oh, good god, Urameshi, please!

[asskicks]

IM JUST SAYING its pretty ironic that you got on my ass for asking if my girl selfd be hot when you and your guy selfve been popping eachothers weasels for a decade

[originallutece]

I am going to end this conversation right now if you don't stop being disgusting.

[asskicks]

my bad

[HE ISN'T SORRY AT ALL. He does stop harassing her, though, if only because he has a Very Important Question for her and forcing her to tell him to piss off would significantly reduce his likelihood of seeing that question answered.]

does he make you happy

i mean overall not just in the sack

[HE'S TRYING]

1/2

[originallutece]

Urameshi, if you keep referring to our bedroom activities in any fashion, I'm going to box your ears. Be told.

[originallutece]

. . . but yes. He does. I should say I wasn't properly happy here until the day he returned to my side.

[asskicks]

[...]

then hell

thats all that matters right

[He doesn't think she needs his reassurance or approval, buuuut he can't imagine that admitting to being in a relationship with yourself from a parallel universe is easy, so: HERE HE IS, going on the record as saying he doesn't give a damn so long as it's working out for her. He'd be lying if he said he didn't find it a little weird, but as a guy who died, came back to life, then got thrust into the role of defender of humanity by a baby with a desk job, he's hardly one to talk about anyone else's life being weird. That's without even mentioning the fact that he was seeing a fox demon-turned-sorta human up until recently.]

[originallutece]

We rather think so.

[She doesn't need his approval, no, but she's pleased to have it nonetheless. This is the first time in two decades she and Robert have ever had the chance to tell people about what they truly are. It's also the first time either of them have had anyone they cared enough to tell.

She lets that linger for a long few seconds, then adds:]

And he is very pleasing in all aspects of our life, a fact that I will emphatically deny I ever told you, should you repeat it outside of this conversation.

[asskicks]

bow chicka wow wow

[aaand we're back]

[originallutece]

Excuse me?

[Buddy, she's from 1909.]