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Rosalind Lutece

Doctor of physics, professor at Recollé University.

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. . . well. All right. I appreciate the warning.

[To her credit, she pauses for just a few seconds. Restraint.]

You're certain your vision hasn't changed in the least? And there's no effect in the general area, no redness, no swelling, no discoloration in the skin around?

[ He totally expected the scientific inquisition. Maybe if he gets a professional opinion on it, he won't have to see a doctor or any other responsible shit like that. ]

nah its almost like i was born like this
didnt even notice until i looked in the mirror
i know some people have like rainbowy weirdo eyes but youd have to talk to Dr. Sutcliffe abt in-depth physiological changes and all that crap

Believe me, I fully intend to put out a general call to everyone even vaguely scientific minded soon, because none of this makes sense. I'm pleased you've not gone blind, but frankly, it would make more sense if you had, because eyes simply don't do this, this isn't some ridiculous fantasy story. Heterochromia is one thing, but to simply wake up with different eyes . . .

Good grief. At least it's blue and not-- god, I don't know-- silver or something similarly fantastic.

yeah heres the really weird part: people are actually noticing
you know how they didnt give two craps about the giant bugs or the horses or the week we were all mini-me? im actually getting comments on my eyes so whatever applies to the world that makes ppl oblivious doesnt apply to us

Really. I have to ask Ardyn if the same thing happened to his nephews, but I wonder what the difference is . . . perhaps that it's a change that's happening on an individual level? Or perhaps that it's such a relatively minimal change.

What are you telling them in answer, out of curiosity?

that i came down with a case of the incredibly rare condition " spontaneous heterochromatic shift syndrome " or shss as its known in the medical community
one guy called me on my shit so i told him it was a glass eye and offered to pop it out for him
he wasnt interested
didnt even finish his raspberry scone after i started pulling my eyelid back

Was it Craig.

it was in fact craig
GOD that guy is such a douchebag
weak stomach too i mean its just embarrassing at this point

Absolutely worth it, then. Though you're lucky he's a bit too much of a coward to stay and watch.

right? for a second there i was worried i was ACTUALLY gonna have to blind myself
you know how it is
terrify the little weasel assert dominance etc
this campus only has room for one asshole so hail to the king baby

Oh, I wouldn't insult yourself like that. You're clever. He's a pathetic little toad. You're nasty, don't get me wrong, but in a far better way.

There's nuance.

oh yeah believe me rosie i am absolutely 100 percent nasty in the good way

;D

[ It was irresistible. ]

[Sometimes I'm sorry she isn't a filthy memer, because you know she would've sent this shit. As it is, she's sure as hell making those expressions, all four of them.]

One of these days, you're going to do that to the wrong person and they'll take you up on it, and I shan't be sorry for you.

been there done that got the mug and the er trip to show for it
one day youre going to throw around some dated crap like shan't in front of somebody and theyre gonna drag you for talking like a last century old white guy

Oh, I do hope so. It's been a while since I've gotten to verbally eviscerate someone. And you know, Jack, even if I didn't, at least my only consequence is that I'm accused of having too good a vocabulary; I hardly have to fuck someone as a result of my big mouth.

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