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Aight. Not much left to tell anyway. [ A breath. ] Well, I take him to this construction site - bad part of town, dead of night, yadda yadda, you get the picture. Nobody's there. I pull him out and... hell, I dunno how long I beat him, but it was a while. Just with my hands, nothing too fancy. Good thing I wore gloves back then, because my knuckles were bruised all to hell later.

[ He even shakes out his hand, as if shrugging off phantom pain. ]

And I strangled him. Took a while. You ever kill somebody, don't strangle 'em - you'll be there all goddamn day, and that's if you can even manage squeezing that tight in the first place. [ Another sip, another shrug. ] Threw his body in a cement mixer, kicked it on, and left. I'll let you imagine what a cement mixer does to a human body.

Like I said, it didn't make me feel any better. Kind of a huge waste of time, actually.

[ If he's sounding less and less remorseful as he goes on, he doesn't seem to notice. ]

[It's not as if she thinks the man in question didn't deserve his fate. He was a murderer himself, and quite likely had wracked up any number of crimes besides. It wasn't as if Jack had killed a preacher or saint.

But there's something just a little chilling about the fact that his voice has gone from understandable dullness to something far more casual. Huge waste of time, like he'd gone halfway across town to pick up a prescription instead of snuffed out a life and shoved the body into a cement mixer.

Absently, her fingers slide against her own neck.]

Well.

[Good lord.]

Is the murder itself the ammo, or the fact that it didn't help?

Either-or. It's something I don't talk about much, obviously, so I guess it's just something I don't have any walls against?

[ Shrug!! ]

Also, I told Ardyn. Figured you should know if we're all in on this little experiment thingadoo. Wouldn't want that little factoid popping up out of nowhere.

[She's not surprised, not if she thinks about it. He's an easy person to talk to, and as far as she knows, he and Jack are fairly close anyway.]

Mm, to say the least.

. . . I was going to evoke all that. I'm going to, I suppose.

[She drains her glass again, blinking hard as the alcohol hits her. She's not a particularly large woman and that's not a low alcohol percentage, Christ.]

In, in our experiment.

Ooh, experiment. That makes it sound so fancy!

[ But he sees her hard blinking, so he stands, a little tipsy himself. ]

Got a guest bedroom if you wanna spend the night. No offense intended here, but buttercup, you can't knock 'em back like me and Tony do.

[She likely wouldn't have found much offense with that, except he slides in that diminutive and suddenly she's scowling. She's also not getting up, not least of which because she isn't sure she won't stumble.]

I'm not six bloody feet tall, of course you two can drink more than I can. And don't call me that. Rosie is one thing, that is quite another.

Babe. Baby. Darling. Honey. Sweetheart. Pussycat. Sugar cookie--

[ He has a million of them. And he's totally going to keep going if she doesn't interrupt him. ]

[He's standing, which means he's at the perfect height for her to just sort of kick him, right in the thigh, light enough to be teasing but hard enough to be felt.]

[ And he's in just the right mood to act wounded, clutching at his knee like she's stuck a~~n arrow~~ knife in it. He even pretends to lose his balance, dramatically collapsing to the floor.

Yeah. ]

[Delightful. Honestly, Rosalind looks entirely too smug at that, but you take your victories where you can get them. Besides: she's just tipsy enough that this is pretty funny, and she's laughing as she peers over the couch's edge.]

I hope you're not waiting for an apology, because you shan't get one. Poor thing, did I kick you too hard?

I can't talk to you, I'm dead.

[ Also the floor actually feels really nice and cool against his cheek right now? God. And no he's seriously carrying this joke a little longer, not getting up just yet. ]

Yep. Still dead.

[Oh, well, that suits her just fine; it means she gets to stretch out on the couch, and does, lying parallel to him. What a pair they make, but on the other hand, there's a bit more dignity to a couch compared to a floor.

Idly, she pats his shoulder.]

Does that mean I can say whatever I want without you arguing?