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[originallutece]

Rosalind Lutece

Doctor of physics, professor at Recollé University.

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oh no

[originallutece]

He never learned to cut his hair, I know that.

You're simply after more stories of him as a child, though?

you guys started this

[mercurio]

it's like his forehead doesn't exist
and yeah! spill the beans! if you got any
please

1/?

[originallutece]

Well

2/2 actually wait more buildup

[originallutece]

First of all, are you going to simply use these to mock him?

[mercurio]

why would i wanna mock him

[originallutece]

Isn't that what twenty-something boys do to their friends?

[mercurio]

yeah true
but i'm expecting like nice childhood stories

[he's 1000000% purer than noctis]

[originallutece]

He and I once shared an ice cream, things of that nature, hm?

[Here's the truth: while she and Noctis had known each other, it wasn't particularly deeply. She'd been twenty-two, for heaven's sake, and a socially awkward one at that. Children were an unknown, and so frankly her interactions with Noctis weren't precisely rosy and sweet.

However. One cannot simply come out with a lie like the one she and Noctis have come up with out of nowhere.]

There's one for you, for starters. And that he always was terribly polite in using my titles, even when others weren't.

[mercurio]

yeah he seems like the type who would be polite to those older than him
dunno about now but as a kid? totally

[originallutece]

It certainly endeared him to me back then.

What else . . . he used to watch me sometimes, when I'd work for his father instead of acting as a customer. We'd chat, now and then. I came up with a pair of trousers for him, that's rather memorable, I suppose.

[mercurio]

came up with a pair of trousers? what do you mean by that?

[originallutece]

For his-- you know-- appendage?

[mercurio]

i
i'm getting a weird image right now

[HIS DICK?]

[originallutece]

[YEP]

His tail, Prompto.

Honestly.

[mercurio]

NOCTIS HAS A TAIL

[originallutece]

Did he not tell you?

[mercurio]

DO I SOUND LIKE A PERSON WHO KNEW

[originallutece]

You don't sound like anything, technically, given we're talking via text.

[mercurio]

you gotta be kidding

[originallutece]

He was born with it, apparently, or so his father later told me. It's not actually all that shocking. Every fetus has one, it's just that for the majority of people it's then lost during further development.

[That's actually true.]

[mercurio]

wow........this changes everything

[originallutece]

Don't mock him on this, Prompto, it's a sensitive subject.

[mercurio]

i can't believe he never told me!

[originallutece]

Would you have told him? Besides, he might have gotten it removed by now.

[mercurio]

but you share this kinda thing with your best friend
tail or no tail!
you just go
oh btw i don't have a tail!!