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is that a motherfucking homestuck reference in the year of our lord 2018

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a boy
i doubt you know him
well it is
these are my babies

Which boy.

why does it matter

Because if there's a man running around here with sperm that can impregnate women I want to know about it.

why
do you want babies too
hes not the only one who was making people have babies
it happened at that hotel

Edited 2019-04-26 02:12 (UTC)

I do not want a child, which is why I want to get to the bottom of this, and understand if it's the father or you that made this occur. We'll move on to why you apparently laid cocoons instead of mammalian methods of procreating later.

i didnt lay them
i had them cut out of me

We'll get to that, I said.

im not interested in being an experiment
or having the father of my children be one either
so its a secret!

Did I tell you I wished to experiment on you? Or the father? I want to avoid getting pregnant.

[She wants to experiment on the dad. Or his sperm, you know, the man doesn't have to really be involved.]

well hes not going to fuck you soooooo
nothing to worry about

Really.

yep
ill make sure he never touches you
not even a finger

Charming, but unlikely, given this is a city in which we regularly lose our rationality and sleep with whomstever is nearest.

Did you produce asexually?

no
we had lots of sex
it was great

And at what point did his sperm and your egg become a cocoon?

after the first time we did it
he finished inside and then i was like oh
it worked
and the next morning they were a lot bigger
and heavy
and i was big too
so they had to come out