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[originallutece]

is that a motherfucking homestuck reference in the year of our lord 2018

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[colorature]

_{[Attached is a picture of...yes, that's right. Two large looking cocoons wrapped up in a bow. That's it. That's the text. Well, most of it...]}

theyre cute right

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[originallutece]

[originallutece]

What am I looking at, exactly.

1/2

[colorature]

my babies

2/2

[colorature]

oh
this wasnt for you

[originallutece]

And yet here we are.

What do you mean, your babies?

[colorature]

theyre my children
my babies
i made them

[originallutece]

Assume that vampiric reproduction is not my wheelhouse.

[colorature]

i got pregnant and had them cut out of me

[originallutece]

Who the hell got you pregnant? How, it isn't possible, not here.

[colorature]

a boy
i doubt you know him
well it is
these are my babies

[originallutece]

Which boy.

[colorature]

why does it matter

[originallutece]

Because if there's a man running around here with sperm that can impregnate women I want to know about it.

[colorature]

why
do you want babies too
hes not the only one who was making people have babies
it happened at that hotel

[originallutece]

I do not want a child, which is why I want to get to the bottom of this, and understand if it's the father or you that made this occur. We'll move on to why you apparently laid cocoons instead of mammalian methods of procreating later.

[colorature]

i didnt lay them
i had them cut out of me

[originallutece]

We'll get to that, I said.

[colorature]

im not interested in being an experiment
or having the father of my children be one either
so its a secret!

[originallutece]

Did I tell you I wished to experiment on you? Or the father? I want to avoid getting pregnant.

[She wants to experiment on the dad. Or his sperm, you know, the man doesn't have to really be involved.]

[colorature]

well hes not going to fuck you soooooo
nothing to worry about

[originallutece]

Really.

[colorature]

yep
ill make sure he never touches you
not even a finger

[originallutece]

Charming, but unlikely, given this is a city in which we regularly lose our rationality and sleep with whomstever is nearest.

Did you produce asexually?

[colorature]

no
we had lots of sex
it was great